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- William Blake

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DJT Says Museums OUT OF CONTROL

DJT Says Museums OUT OF CONTROL

 DJT, who inherited his fortune from his father and was sued for racial discrimination and slum landlord practices, wants museums to stop showing how bad slavery was and focus instead the brightness and success of America’s future as he simultaneously floods the...

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Famed Child Rapist Calls DJT A Gentleman In All Respects

Famed Child Rapist Calls DJT A Gentleman In All Respects

  Convicted child rapist Ghislaine Maxwell called DJT a gentleman in all respects in a hastily arranged interview by the MAGA Justice Department as reported recently in the national news. When asked to verify, E. Jean Carroll and Stormy Daniels refused to comment. In...

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Burgergate

Burgergate

   This morning FBI agents swarmed a MacDonald's in response to reports that an inferior burger was served to DJT. Director "Cash" Patel posted on WRECKS "No one who disappoints the President is above the law." "Patsy" Bondi commented: "America's safety isn't...

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Why Have All The Tourists Gone?

Why Have All The Tourists Gone?

 The US is the only country facing tourism decline as Trump policies to cost $29 billion in visitor revenue.As a result of various actions stemming from the Trump administration, Tourism Economics are projecting a 9.4 percent decline year over year in U.S. tourism as...

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Five Children’s Stories

Five Children’s Stories

 Children's Stories: Click on the picture to read the story. Bebop and Beezie Visit the Land of Manynuts The Day Of Choose Your Own Color Horace Cucumber Rumplescowlson Oscar The Worm To The Rescue

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Poems

Poems

 Think in the Morning Poems Poem by Think in the Morning: A BeePoem by Think in the Morning: Analytic GeometryPoem by Think in the Morning: Basket CasePoem by Think in the Morning: Between the DaysPoem by Think in the Morning: Blake’s SongsPoem by Think in the...

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Sittin’ By The Dock Of The Bay

Sittin’ By The Dock Of The Bay

 Shortly after recording Dock of the Bay, Otis Redding died in a plane crash on December 10, 1967. The song became the first posthumous number one record in chart history.Redding didn’t have the chance to experience the long, lazy nostalgia of old age, but the...

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Lies, Damn Lies, and Statistics

Lies, Damn Lies, and Statistics

  When the President fired the Bureau of Labor Statistics commissioner on my birthday, it awakened some long dormant memories of my short time as a statistical economist.First, let me state what would be obvious to anyone with a rudimentary understanding of the BLS...

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Artificial Elites

Artificial Elites

"When men choose not to believe in God, they do not thereafter believe in nothing, they then become capable of believing in anything," G.K. Chesterton I had a good friend, a Christian, now sadly gone, who often referred to G.K. Chesterton when we discussed religion...

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Binary Choices

Binary Choices

 "Alice laughed: "There's no use trying," she said; "one can't believe impossible things.""I daresay you haven't had much practice," said the Queen. "When I was younger, I always did it for half an hour a day. Why, sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible...

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How To Live

How To Live

 If I could give one piece of advice about how to live life it would be to keep an open mind, to watch, listen and think carefully, to never stop learning, and to have the courage to form and give your opinions firmly but humbly.Have you ever wondered why you believe...

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Selfish Is As Selfish Does

Selfish Is As Selfish Does

 Once the leader of the free world, the city on a hill with morals and standards that engendered respect and emulation, America has turned inward, insular, predatory and self-serving.What’s in it for me is the slogan of the New Republican Party (NRP), the Party of...

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