Convicted child rapist Ghislaine Maxwell called DJT a gentleman in all respects in a hastily arranged interview by the MAGA Justice Department as reported recently in the national news. When asked to verify, E. Jean Carroll and Stormy Daniels refused to comment. In other news, DJT gives Vladimir Putin another “two weeks” to bomb women and children in Ukraine while Bibi Netanyahu tells starving Gazans to eat cake. America continues to be a beacon on the hill for Christian values.