This morning FBI agents swarmed a MacDonald’s in response to reports that an inferior burger was served to DJT. Director “Cash” Patel posted on WRECKS “No one who disappoints the President is above the law.” “Patsy” Bondi commented: “America’s safety isn’t negotiable. Justice will be pursued. Always.” When asked if all the Epstein files would be turned over as subpoenaed by Congress, mum was the word. Americans can sleep better tonight with the knowledge that our government is pursuing our retribution as promised by DJT. In the meantime DJT continues on his quest for absolute control over all things American including culture and the arts, the Federal Reserve, museums, national parks, and Gavin Newsom. “I seldom find a burger I don’t like, but when I do, you will hear about it,” DJT said when asked about Burgergate.